where or when

"It seems we stood and talked like this before
We looked at each other in the same way then
But I can't remember where or when. . ."



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Friday, March 04, 2005
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An essay on where or when

The subject of where or when is a controversial issue. There are many factors which influenced the development of where or when. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst those most reliant on technology, many of whom blame the influence of television. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of where or when.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of where or when to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. A society without where or when is like a society without knowledge, in that it provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Nothing represents every day life better than where or when, and I mean nothing. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will begin by looking at the Spanish-Armada model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.

When displayed this way it becomes very clear that where or when is of great importance. Seemingly housing prices looms over where or when this cannot be a coincidence. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing the two sides of where or when.

To quote jazz singer Demetrius T. Time 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with where or when, that this highlights an important issue. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about where or when and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
Is where or when politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.

Conclusion

To reiterate, where or when must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It enlightens our daily lives, brought up a generation and never hides.

One final thought from the talented Shania Travolta: 'where or when is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]

[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books

[3] Everything you always wanted to know about where or when, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing

I told you I didn't write it.

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