Lamest pickup line ever - "Did you just touch my ass?!" Some (hopefully drunk) guy used this on me during the FF show. I thought I wasn't hearing him correctly, so he had to yell it a couple of times. I just felt very sorry for him as I denied touching him in any manner or form. He said, "Okay. Well, what's your name?" So I told him and he said, "Elizabeth, you have a good night." I said, "You too," and patted his arm as he walked through the crowd.

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